Faff Club monthly membership

Welcome to Faff Club.

The first rule of Faff Club? We definitely talk about Faff Club. Loudly. Whilst covered in paint splatters.

If you're after structured learning modules this may not be the place for you. This is not your average, polished furniture painting group — it’s a slightly unhinged corner of the internet where we:

• Share honest tips for painting & upcycling (no brand snobbery, all paints welcome)
• Learn how to stage your projects so they look less “shed chic” and more “Pinterest worthy”
• Get down-to-earth social media advice (minus the cringe dancing trends… unless you’re into that)
• Hang out in LIVE Q&A’s — unfiltered, unpolished, and usually hilarious
• Join a community that feels like mates messing about, not a classroom full of rules

If you love furniture, creativity, and a group chat that’s equal parts helpful and slightly chaotic — Faff Club are your people.

Not for you? No problem. This is a monthly subscription which can be cancelled at any time.