Faff Club monthly membership

Welcome to Faff Club. The beautifully unhinged painting community.

The first rule of Faff Club? We definitely talk about Faff Club. Loudly. Usually while covered in paint, with dried wax in our hair, screaming into the void about the Facebook algorithm.

If you’re after rigid, clinical learning modules and pristine, dust-free workshops, you are going to hate it here. This isn’t your average, polished furniture painting group. This is a slightly chaotic, entirely unfiltered corner of the internet for people who love bringing old furniture back to life but don't take themselves too seriously.

Once a month, I’ll be going LIVE. Sometimes we’ll dive deep into a technical paint blending or stencilling technique, and other times we’ll talk about the business side of things - like how to actually make money without losing your mind. There’s no strict curriculum; it’s just us, hanging out, figuring it out together.

What you’re actually getting yourself into:

• Honest, Real-Talk Advice: No brand snobbery allowed. If it sticks to wood and looks brilliant, we love it.

• Staging That Sells: How to get your projects looking less "saved from the skip" and more "Pinterest perfection."

• No-Cringe Social Media Chat: Down-to-earth tips on how to grow your pages without having to do point-and-smile dancing trends (unless you’re into that, no judgment).

• The Monthly Unfiltered LIVES: Equal parts Q&A, technical demo, and absolute comedy hour. Bring a brew (or something stronger).

• The Sunday Roast: Every single Sunday, we gather in this safe space to take the absolute finest, audaciously rude comments left by internet trolls and clap back with pure, unadulterated humour. Uncensored, unfiltered, and strictly behind the closed doors of the club to finish your week right.

• The Ultimate Group Chat Vibe: A community that feels like a bunch of mates messing about in the workshop, not a classroom full of rules.

If you love furniture, creativity, and a space that’s equal parts incredibly helpful and delightfully unpolished - Faff Club is your people.

Not your cup of tea? No hard feelings at all. It’s a monthly subscription, so you can cancel whenever you like. No awkward breakups, promise.